Homeless Chic

So, I have this sick apartment being built that I was supposed to move into this week...

But, because too many good things happen to me:

God thinks it is funny to keep bumping back my move in day and to turn me into a homeless person to try and teach me a lesson:

This has confused some of my admirers, and thus I want to send a message to the fashion world: You don't have to be inspired by EVERYTHING I do. 

Being homeless isn't glam.... I am talking to you Vivienne Westwood:

Above is a still for her Fall/Winter 2010 collection from her recent Milan show. Check it out if you don't believe me.

All I have to say is this... if you are going to use my life as your source of inspiration, why don't you put me up at the W until my apartment is done and then we can call it even?

Thanks.

xx

LadyLagerfeld

M.I.A.

Lady Lagerfeld finally made contact via SKYPE with ELLA SAINT LAURENT

Could not be any happier with my tour of the new Milan digs she shares with cutting edge fashion icon Lui.

***Karl, call my people and we will collaborate, I promise.***

All is well in the world again!

WAIT, NO IT IS NOT....

TWO OF OUR BLOGGERS ARE M.I.A.

LOOK LADIES, IF A HOMELESS GIRL AND A JET SETTER CAN DO IT, SO CAN YOU.... CONTRIBUTE BEFORE I START POSTING UNFLATTERING PICTURES OF YOU ALL OVER THE INTERNET.

Just kidding, unflattering pictures of us don't exist.

xoxo

Divine Inspiration

Inspiration for a good outfit doesn't happen overnight. It takes muses of all kinds. For example, Saturday night I went out with some of my favorite ladies in San Diego, so clearly I had to look bangin':

I know, I know, I'm looking good.... but I couldn't have done this alone. Special thanks to my inspirations:

Calvin Harris Flashback Video

Chanel S/S '07 aka Karl Lagerfeld, fashion demigod.

AND Most Importantly, Ella Saint Laurent- Best friends are the best muses

Lady Lagerfeld's #1 Pearl of Wisdom: ALWAYS be paparazzi ready. They're lurking everywhere, trust me.

Can't wait to see how the other SATC ladies rock their sequin shorts.

xoxo

Lady Lagerfeld Loves YSL

The shoe gods love to smile on the SATC Princesses, and that is exactly what happened on Saturday when these beauties entered my life.

How will I walk in them.... minor detail. If these hoes can do it, I probably can too. (sorry Diane Kruger, you're a goddess)

Even though I went out Saturday night I didn't let them have their debut, mostly because the scene from Clueless where Cher's satin shoes get ruined was running through my mind and I didn't want to cause a scene if someone spilled a drink on them.

I relate way more to that movie than anyone should.... oops.

xoxo

Lady Lagerfeld